If you need a good chuckle, take a look out our humorous, cute, and sometimes sarcastic sayings about children in images. We all know parenthood is a serious business which is why it is so important to laugh about it from time to time!
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
-Jerry Seinfeld
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
-William Feather
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, “keep away from children”.
-Susan Savannah
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-Phyllis Diller
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner.
-Ben Bergor
Listening to parents’ advice is sort of like watching commercials. You know what’s coming, you’ve heard it all before, it’s a big bore, but you listen anyway.
Children are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too.
-Lionel Kauffman
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions – everyone but a school bus driver.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
-Leo J. Burke
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
-Peter De Vries
Need more giggles? Here is part 1.
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